⚠ WARNING: This server contains dark humor, offensive jokes, and questionable life choices. Enter at your own risk.

HODENSACK

"We're not racist... we hate everyone equally"

CHECKING SERVER...

IP: hoden-sack.g-portal.game

Version: 1.21.5 (Fabric)

Players: 0/0

Ping: 0ms

"Trailer coming never"

FAKE TRAILER

WHY JOIN?

🚫 RULES

We have rules, so follow them or get your ass banned

💀 DARK HUMOR

Our Discord is 70% offensive memes, 20% Minecraft coordinates, and 10% someone crying because their mom got gooned on

🧨 CHAOS GUARANTEED

We kick people like Noé because they yappidy yapp yapp way too much. "That's offensive"
- Shut up

SERVER RULES

Welcome to Hodensack! To ensure fair gameplay, please follow these rules. Violations may result in warnings or bans.

By joining this server, you confirm that you have read and agree to these rules.

PLAYER QUOTES

"I made that to have fun with friends. But I have found out most of them are Hurensöhne"

- Sexendreks (admin)

"This server made me question my life choices... then I built a black dick statue."

- KukukIsGreat (currently griefed)

"10/10 would get pegged again."

- MinecraftSiftler (our most horny member)

"The toxicity here is more refined than my redstone skills."

- Herobrine'sWaifu (spams p0rn sounds)

WANNA JOIN?

Drop your Minecraft username below and we might whitelist you if we're drunk enough.

Application submitted! We'll review it when we're sober.
Application submitted! We'll review it when we're sober.

Note: By applying you consent to being roasted mercilessly in our Discord.