"We're not racist... we hate everyone equally"
IP: hoden-sack.g-portal.game
Version: 1.21.5 (Fabric)
Players: 0/0
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"Trailer coming never"
We have rules, so follow them or get your ass banned
Our Discord is 70% offensive memes, 20% Minecraft coordinates, and 10% someone crying because their mom got gooned on
We kick people like Noé because they yappidy yapp yapp way too much. "That's offensive"
- Shut up
Welcome to Hodensack! To ensure fair gameplay, please follow these rules. Violations may result in warnings or bans.
By joining this server, you confirm that you have read and agree to these rules.
"I made that to have fun with friends. But I have found out most of them are Hurensöhne"
- Sexendreks (admin)
"This server made me question my life choices... then I built a black dick statue."
- KukukIsGreat (currently griefed)
"10/10 would get pegged again."
- MinecraftSiftler (our most horny member)
"The toxicity here is more refined than my redstone skills."
- Herobrine'sWaifu (spams p0rn sounds)
Drop your Minecraft username below and we might whitelist you if we're drunk enough.
Note: By applying you consent to being roasted mercilessly in our Discord.